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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6366 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness