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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4184 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 541561 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 126 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s just a typical day on our server! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a sugar rush.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Your guilty pleasure in life will thank you!