ValveSoftware Minecraft Servers

ValveSoftware Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

    Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7769
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Dimension Hops: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Animals Bred: 15 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the International Group Stage – where players battle it out in epic Dota 2 matches while building their Minecraft empire.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have intense esports action, but we also have a bug tracker that rivals the complexity of a Rubik’s Cube. And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we have resources just for you (we won’t judge, promise).

    If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server has more statistics and data than a NASA control center. You can track your personal game data, analyze your gameplay with precision, and even predict the future (well, maybe not that last part).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft-Dota 2 champion! (Disclaimer: Minecraft-Dota 2 champion title may or may not be real, but hey, a player can dream).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

    Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3808
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchantments Applied: 138
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

    Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

    So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HateCraft Minecraft Server

    HateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 7064
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LockOutLootOut

    LockOutLootOut
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2109
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

    Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

    Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

    Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

    AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 4511
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Potions Brewed: 142
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

    Repost Her Content Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9556
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

    SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 4348
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyTalkCraft

    BabyTalkCraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 8682
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2736 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Falling into the Void: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

    We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelebLife Minecraft SMP

    CelebLife Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 162
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 102 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Animals Bred: 50 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAnxiousGamer

    CraftyAnxiousGamer
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7771
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

    VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1746
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP play.vita-mc.net

    Overview:

    Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

    Features:

    Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
    What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead? Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
    Are there regular events and challenges on the server? Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
    Is there a staff team available to assist players? Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
    What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC? Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

    For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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