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Pixelated Misfits Minecraft Server

awkward moments, camaraderie, comedy, Entertainment, Fish Out of Water, Friends, hilarious situations, humor, just in time, Minecraft, misfits, oddballs, online streaming, original content, Out-of-Placers, pixelated, quirky characters, Server, unconventional storytelling, unexpected adventures, Valsalia, web series

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	153	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being a square in a world full of squares? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where we’re all about thinking outside the block! Join us on a journey through a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking sheep who offered to be their personal bodyguard. Together, they embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to whoever holds it. Along the way, they battled evil mobs, befriended a family of endermen, and even rode a unicorn into battle. And you know what? They found the Golden Carrot and wished for unlimited pizza for life. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Oh, and also the occasional dragon attack. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? See you in the game!

Freshly Sharpened Swords: MINEWARD – No Hide and Seek here! – CLASSIC RPG with QUESTS+DUNGEONS

bedrock, Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Discord, Dungeons, Eula, freshly, grind, Hide, Items, java, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, mobs, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, QUESTSDUNGEONS, RPG, Seek, Server, Sharpened, Swords, tombs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Overview

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random stuff for fun.
Server is EULA compliant and non-P2W. It’s a passion project!

FAQ

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W.

What kind of content can I expect on the server?

You can expect bosses, tombs, grind, and various content branches like cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, and jewel finding.

Are there custom mobs and items on the server?

Yes, there are custom mobs and items, but no custom models.

Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions (1.19.4-1.21).

Where can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord using this invite link: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, BBC, BBC bulls, black men, blocky, chastity device, cuck, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, Cum, fetish, gangbanged, interracial, Jase Clifford, love juices, Minecraft, Orgy, Server, sex position, sissy, snowball kissed, snowball kissing, Vincent The Cuck, Vincents, well-endowed

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	5934	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Hey there, I’m Vincent The Cuck and I’ve got a wild Minecraft server you need to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, I built a castle where all my cuckolding fantasies came to life. Picture this: giant statues of well-endowed black men, my GF bringing them home for a good time, and me, in a chastity device, watching it all go down.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Gangbang Gala, where six BBC bulls join in for an orgy that will blow your mind (and other things). And the best part? Snowball kisses with cum-filled mouths! It’s a party you won’t forget.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cuckolding lifestyle, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of me dildoing my freaky sissy ass in the restroom. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. See you there!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The SMP where we test if crafting tables actually work

Crafting, CraftyCrafterMC, smp, Tables, test, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	918	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Queen, a villainous player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting noobs to prank. Will you be able to outwit her and claim the title of Prankster Supreme?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

StepsonSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, brother, co parenting, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, in-laws, MIL, parenting, relationships, Respect, Son, step-parenting, stepmom, stepson, stepson boundaries, StepsonSassCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8418	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will make your head spin.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through complex relationships and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is filled with MILs who just can’t seem to let go of the fact that you’re not Devon’s mom, but a bonus in his life. Will you stand up to the MIL and assert your role as a stepmom, or will you let her dictate how you refer to your stepson?

But wait, there’s more! We also have therapy sessions available for when things get too heated between you and Devon. Work through your issues and come out stronger on the other side. Plus, with a new baby in the mix, you’ll have to navigate even more family drama and expectations. Will you call both boys your sons, or will you stick to your guns and maintain the stepson title?

Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics, boundaries, and unexpected alliances. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and intrigue? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

FlirtCraft SMP: Men’s Attention Tips

Attention, attraction, Body language, body language cues in flirting, Communication, compliments, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, effective flirting, eye contact, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, flirting tips, humor, long tail tags: how to flirt effectively, Men, Mens, nonverbal cues, relationships, signs of attraction from men, smiling, smp, Social Skills, teasing, Tips, touching, ways to get a man’s attention

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9878

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting no love from the villagers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to level up your flirting game! Our players have mastered the art of flirting with their pixelated avatars, using tactics like building heart-shaped houses, giving gifts of rare diamonds, and even serenading each other with in-game music discs. Join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual love in no time! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCo.

aggression, approval-seeking, arrogance, closed-mindedness, competitiveness, CraftyCreeperCo, harmful traits, materialism, misconceptions, neediness, overconfidence, passive aggressiveness, people pleasing, perfectionism, procrastination, self improvement, stubbornness, Superficiality, toxic positivity, Traits, workaholic

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Star Shards Collected:	211
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3621	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

aid, aid proposal, Assistance, crisis response, cross-border aid, Diplomacy, disaster relief, east asia, flood assistance, flood damage, flood relief efforts, FloodCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, N.Korea, natural disaster, North Korea, regional cooperation, S.Korea, south korea, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8980	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

body maps, causal associations, central risk factors, Chronic pain, CraftyKneePainMapz, editors commentary, knee osteoarthritis, longitudinal study, Mendelian Randomisation, Paper, Patients, peripheral risk factors, Treatment, UK Biobank data

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

Adapt, AMERICANS, born too early, born too late, cope, Exploration, Future, History, Humanity, Minecraft, oceans, Pain, past, progress, Server, society, Struggle, SURVIVE, Time, Universe, watch, writhe, YankeeCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, pants, roblox, Shirt, Shirtastic, ShirtCraft, Shirts, smp

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	627	Runes Activated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!