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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Buildings Constructed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3941
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9143	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	0

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.