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Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Towns Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7659
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Crops Grown:	5244
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Farms Harvested:	802	Secret Passages Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	152	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2661
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	4429
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥