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Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	62	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	7270
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!