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DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.

Creeper’s Paradise: AI DegenerateCraft

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, CREEPERS, DegenerateCraft, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Girls, guides, hdg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, Other links, Paradise, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Vae, VT, Wiki

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Emeralds Found:	1175	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with girls that look like a pixelated version of your dream crush! Want to build a virtual relationship with a blocky beauty? Look no further!

But that’s not all, we have a New User Guide that will blow your mind, a VAE that is so important it will make your head spin, and a Controlnet that is definitely not just a dummy. And don’t even get me started on our Block Merging techniques – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Join our server and download ComfyUI, because who needs comfort in real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? And if you’re an AMD GPU user, we’ve got a link just for you – because we support all types of Minecraft players, even the ones with specific hardware preferences.

Plus, don’t miss out on our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section – because why limit your Minecraft fantasies to just blocks and mobs when you can explore a whole new world of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world of endless possibilities, ridiculous links, and outrageous stories that will make you question reality itself. Minecraft will never be the same again!

HateCraft Server: Selling out like a pro #notsorry #minecraftlife #whyamIplayingthis #gamerprobs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	522	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of playing boring, lame games that everyone else loves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the mainstream madness! Our server is so unpopular, it’s practically a hidden gem waiting for you to discover.

Picture this: Instead of being stuck in a crowded, overrated server, you can join ours and be the king of the block! Show off your building skills to a small, but dedicated group of players who appreciate your creativity.

And get this – rumor has it that our server is so under the radar, it’s actually a secret government experiment testing the limits of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises you might uncover while playing on our server?

So say goodbye to the games you hate with a passion and say hello to the wacky, wild world of our mysterious Minecraft server. Join today and be a part of something truly unique (and slightly questionable)!

CraftyBritz 3D Printz

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can use our combination 3D printer and television to bring your wildest creations to life. Need a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered! And don’t worry, our printers are strictly monitored to ensure no illegal files are being printed – we don’t need any more lawsuits from the cheese mafia.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant flying pig? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible. Just hop on and soar through the skies like a bacon-covered superhero. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the pig to a dance-off. Trust us, he’s got some killer moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BoomerCraft: Where growing old and alone is a blast! Join now for the ultimate Minecraft meme adventure #BoomerLife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you kidding me? In our Minecraft server, you’ll never grow old and alone, because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and hanging out with a community of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Who needs to worry about getting old when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead? Join us now and say goodbye to boring adulthood – your virtual adventure awaits!

WitchCrafted: Unleash the Beast – #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the tsundere characters are starting to show their soft side? Look no further! Our server is so magical, it’s even melting the hearts of the toughest players out there. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as these tsundere characters navigate their way through blocky adventures and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself shedding a tear or two (from laughter, of course). So come on, hop on board and witness the transformation of the most stubborn players into mushy marshmallows. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

N-Word Nether Realm: Where Mistakes Meet Minecraft Memes! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks! #CancelledCultureCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Tired of getting caught saying the n-word in inappropriate situations? Join our Minecraft server, where you can say whatever you want without fear of HR busting your balls! Our virtual world is a safe space for all your dirty jokes and politically incorrect ramblings. Plus, if anyone tries to report you, just tell them you were talking to a zombie pigman! Join now and let your inner edgelord run wild!

VoteCraft: Presidential/PM Tier List Server

Analysis, AUTHORITY, Correct, Country, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Global, Government, leadership, list, Objective, opinion, Politics, power, president, PresidentialPM, prime minister, Ranking, Ruling, Server, Tier, Tier List, VoteCraft, world leaders

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and government rankings? Come join our Minecraft server where YOU can become the supreme ruler of your very own virtual country! No more pesky elections or diplomatic negotiations, just pure unadulterated power and control over your pixelated kingdom.

Ever dreamed of being best buds with the likes of Abraham Lincoln, Cleopatra, or even Julius Caesar? Well now’s your chance! Our server is home to a diverse array of historical figures who are just waiting to team up with you and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a tier list when you can have a team of legendary leaders by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your wildest political dreams come true. Just remember, in this world, the only tier that matters is the one you create for yourself.

PixelPenguinMC: Splatoon Edition

Community, competitive, console, Edition, Fun, Gaming, Inkling, Nintendo, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, paint, Paintball, PixelPenguinMC, Shooter, Shooting game, splatoon, Squid, turf war, video games, Wii U

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5348	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of waiting for Pretendo to get their act together? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why waste time waiting for things to get sorted when you can join us and start building epic structures and battling it out with other players right now?

Trust us, you won’t even remember what you were missing on S1 once you experience the craziness that goes down on our server. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco that only the most elite players know about. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Who needs Pretendo when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again (not that it ever wasn’t great but you get what we mean).

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗢𝘃𝗮 𝗡𝘂𝘁𝘀: Eclipse Madness MC Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Votes:	6859
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic that even Mexican TV outlets accidentally air man’s testicles during solar eclipse coverage just to get a glimpse of the action! Join now for a totally out-of-this-world experience that will have you saying “What in the craft?!” Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the most scandalous server in all of Minecraft history. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some truly unforgettable adventures!