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StalkCraft Minecraft Server

brain boiled, Cheeky breeki, eastern european, Faustian bargain, Gunfights, Hostile, Life, malicious forces, memes, Minecraft, monkeys paw, MOTHERS, otherworldly entity, POSSESSED, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Server, Slavjank, StalkCraft, treasure hunters, Victim, Woods

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Votes:	5262
Dragons Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Slavjank and Eastern European memes come to life! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart.

Venture into the woods and you may hear laughter that sends shivers down your spine. The very ground you walk on is hostile to life, with treasure hunters meeting a gruesome fate at the hands of malicious forces.

If you dare to explore without completing a specific side quest, you may find yourself making a Faustian bargain with an otherworldly entity. The monkeys paw curls a finger and the zone claims another victim. Cheeky breeki, indeed!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

BluntCraft Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, blunt, BluntCraft, Communication, despise, Fake, fantasies, harsh truth, Honesty, IDIOTIC, Minecraft, misunderstood, offensive, outspoken, Perception, Rude, smp, social interactions, standoffish, Truth, truth hurts, two-faced

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with people who can’t handle the truth? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where being blunt is not only accepted, but encouraged? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.

And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!

Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!

PartyPooper Minecraft Server

Apology, Birthday, Boyfriend, celebration, close friends, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, friendship, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, loyalty, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PartyPooper, Planning, relationships, Server, Support, Surprise party, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	6131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of surprise parties ruining your friendships? Join our Minecraft server where we plan epic surprise parties for all our players! No more misunderstandings or hurt feelings, just good times and celebrations all around.

Imagine a world where every day is your birthday and your friends are always there to lift your spirits. On our server, we make sure that no one is left out of the fun, even if they have a boyfriend who can’t plan a party to save his life.

Don’t let misunderstandings and miscommunications get in the way of your friendships. Join our server and let us handle all the party planning, so you can focus on having a great time with your friends. Plus, we promise not to text your best friend’s boyfriend non-stop like some people we know.

CreeperCrew Bday Bash – No Coworkers Allowed!

age difference, age gap, Allowed, Applebees, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, Communication, Conflict, coworker, Coworkers, CreeperCrew, cussing, Differences, exclusion, guilt trip, Invitation, misunderstandings, peer pressure, Religious, secret, smoking, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, work relationships

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for having a good time with your coworkers? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind! We promise no one will cry or guilt trip you for not inviting them to Applebees on your birthday.

Our server is a place where you can smoke devil lettuce (or not, we don’t judge), cuss like a sailor, and have crazy but funny conversations with players of all ages. We even have a special area for religious players where they can peacefully pray to the Minecraft gods.

So come join us and leave the Hannahs of the world behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together without any guilt trips or drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than Applebees.

PulpCraft: The Orange Edition

Beverages, Breakfast, Citrus, dietary fiber, eating oranges, Edition, fresh fruit, fruit pulp, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, homemade juice, JUICING, natural juice, no pulp, nutrition, orange, Orange Juice, orange peel, pulp, PulpCraft, some pulp, vitamin C, whole fruit

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can ride on giant flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, that’s right, laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret cave filled with dancing creepers and disco sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical orange tree that gives you unlimited orange juice with ALL the pulp you could ever want. It’s like a pulp party in your mouth, dude.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spudrick.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic Minecraft server? It’s like a crazy circus of fun and randomness just waiting for you to dive in and explore. Don’t miss out on the orange juice pulp extravaganza of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Davebb933 Minecraft Server?

dave bb933, davebb933, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Davebb933 is a popular content creator on YouTube known for creating videos about technology, gaming, and reviews. With a passion for all things tech, Davebb933 has accumulated a loyal following for his engaging and informative content. He is dedicated to sharing his knowledge and expertise with his audience through entertaining and high-quality videos.

Create: When Minecraft Mods and Civilization Collide – Version 1.20.1

#addons, 1.20.1, Civilization, collide, Create, Discord, Earth, Engineering, Map, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, nation, Rails, Roleplay, Server, smp, TRACKS, Version, War, weapons, wheels, Wings, WIP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	207338	Animals Bred:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Create: Civilization SMP
Server Type	Create based SMP with various mods/addons
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the Create: Civilization SMP released?	It is a work in progress, but will be released soon.
What can I do on the server?	You can create your own nation, build engineering wonders, or craft weapons of war.
What is the map scale?	The map is on a 1-500 scale of the earth.
Can I roleplay on the server?	Yes, you can roleplay and interact with others on the map of the earth.

SEAmaxxing Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, Disinformation, extremism, internet culture, Manipulation, Minecraft, Motivations, nationalism, online activism, online behavior, online communities, online influence, Politics, Propaganda, psychological warfare, radical ideologies, radicalization, SEAmaxxing, Server, social media, weaken a country

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Votes:	435
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive TNT battles, zombie pigmen dance parties, and llama rodeos.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs every hour. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most diamond eggs will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky players who like to steal your enchanted pickaxes and turn them into rubber chickens. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Community, creative writing, Enderman, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay chat, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8310	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8825	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadCheer Edition! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with steamy encounters and scandalous plots.

Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy creeper seducing unsuspecting players? Or perhaps you fancy yourself as a sultry Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places? Our server is the perfect place to let your wildest fantasies run wild!

But that’s not all – we also have a special Cheer Edition where players can dress up in their favorite cheerleader outfits and shake their pom-poms while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy and fun?

So come join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lust. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little bit naughty – after all, anything goes in the world of Minecraft ERP!

BoosterSeatless Minecraft Server

aita, booster seat, BoosterSeatless, boyfriend’s daughter, danger, DRIVE, ex wife, friend’s house, furious, installation, irresponsible, Issue, Minecraft, Picking up, Playdate, quiet kid, Server, Talkative, Time management, Upset, work at home, work meeting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!

Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness