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Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	95
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!

Band Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of playing solo in Minecraft and ready to join a band of misfit gamers? Look no further than our epic SMP! We’re a group of Minecraft rockstars looking for a lead singer to name our band after. Join us for wild adventures, crazy building competitions, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon (who we suspect is actually a secret fan of our music). Plus, rumor has it that our band name will be chosen by a magical talking parrot who only speaks in song lyrics. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out with us!

InfinityVerse

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

I hope to see you there! Squidges <3 ~ Wobie

Social Links: https://discord.me/infinityverse

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old same old? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical anime adventure that will positively surprise you at every turn! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, build your own anime-inspired kingdom, and maybe even find a magical talking cat companion along the way. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Join now and prepare to be positively surprised!

No. 205418625 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Star Shards Collected:	153	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but TNT, and have epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon.

We have a secret underground disco room where you can show off your best dance moves to the creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama beauty pageant – the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecrafter in all the land? Join us now and find out!

FableNetwork

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Mines Excavated:	4927
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	219	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	2039	Gods Slained:	1

FableCraft, a revolutionary RPG-inspired Minecraft server nestled in the vibrant gaming community of the Philippines. At FableCraft, we’ve reimagined what it means to explore, create, and conquer in Minecraft, delivering a rich and immersive experience that goes far beyond the ordinary. From breathtaking landscapes to meticulously crafted mechanics, every detail of our server has been designed to ignite your imagination and awaken your sense of adventure.

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Blocky Love Connection Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays nicey nicey with each other? Well, look no further because on our server, players are constantly at each other’s throats in epic battles of wits and skills!

Join our server and witness the drama unfold as players form alliances, betray each other, and plot devious schemes to take over the virtual world. Who will come out on top? Who will be left crying in a corner? The only way to find out is to join our server and dive headfirst into the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed a massive army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or wing?). Will you challenge the Chicken King and try to dethrone him? Or will you join forces with him and conquer the server together? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Yagoo’s Pissed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mines Excavated:	4069
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, even Yagoo himself is losing his mind trying to keep up with it all.

Picture this: a server where alliances are constantly shifting, backstabbing is the norm, and the chat is filled with more tea than a high school gossip session. Yagoo is probably pulling his hair out right now trying to make sense of all the chaos.

But hey, who needs order when you can have chaos, am I right? So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe even make Yagoo question his life choices), then come join us! Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

Cubed Empire

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	374	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Cubed Empire is a premier Minecraft server tailored for players who thrive in the competitive world of faction-based gameplay. With a unique and immersive experience, it stands out as the ultimate battleground for factions. Players can engage in intense battles, build alliances, and dominate the land through strategy and teamwork. Our server is meticulously crafted to challenge and inspire, offering dynamic mechanics, seasonal resets, and a community that values skill and collaboration. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a newcomer to factions, Cubed Empire provides the perfect environment to test your skills and rise to power.

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Niji Girl’s Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Animals Bred:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to avoid being sexually harassed is by being so hot that even the creepiest of creepers can’t resist your charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated drama, scandalous gossip, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Our server is like a virtual catwalk, where only the most attractive avatars survive. If you’re not turning heads and making jaws drop, then you might as well pack your pickaxe and go home. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of potions and power-ups to help you level up your looks and become the hottest player in the game.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are so obsessed with looks that they’ve turned Minecraft into a virtual beauty pageant? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly “Hottest Avatar” contest gets a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine. Who knows, you might just become the next Niji girl who’s too hot to handle!