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BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ores Mined:	3140
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	127

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	848	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Animals Bred:	196
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ores Mined:	7157
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2816
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	7804

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	598	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	133362
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!