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Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Votes:	8914	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Players Killed by Monsters:	2678	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	8452	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5264	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Votes:	3234	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!