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Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	108	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	398	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	5328
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	2956	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	2869
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1392

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Farms Harvested:	456
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Towns Built:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

car depreciated, Crypto, gold stolen, house squatted, inflated, Minecraft, MONEY, money inflated, rugged, smp, stocks crashed

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

BachTripBillsB4Brides

bach trip, bachelorette trip, BachTripBillsB4Brides, BM dresses, bridal shower, bride tribe, brides expenses, Bridesmaid, Disappointment, Elopement, engagement party, Expectations, fast track wedding, financial reasons, friendship, Group Chat, hair and makeup, headcount deadline, MOH, official wedding day, wedding day

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	7538	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

100 million euros, 100mil, additional, aid, assistance package, charitable contribution, Crisis, donation, eastern europe, emergency funding, EURO, Europe, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, germany, humanitarian, international aid, pledges, relief efforts, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, winter aid, wintercraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!