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AlzCraft: Memory Boosting Compound

AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease model, Alzheimer’s treatment, BOOSTING, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive decline, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, COMPOUND, Memory, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory restoration, neurodegenerative disease, Neurological Research, neurology, oscillations, therapeutic small molecule

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got this new compound that flips memory back on in alzheimer’s cases! yea u heard right, we got small molecules that make u remember where u put ur diamonds in the game! our mice in the game are like super smart now cuz of this compound, they can do backflips and remember where all the hidden chests are! join us and become a memory master in minecraft, forget about forgetting, join now!

GrimCraft Minecraft Server

Dead, DEPRESSING, Disappointment, Gaming, grim, GrimCraft, Halo, Halo (series), Halo community, Halo fans, halo franchise, Halo matchmaking, halo multiplayer, Halo multiplayer experience, Infinite, match, mcc, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, online gaming, redownloading, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of waiting for a Halo match that never comes? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun that will make you forget all about the Halo multiplayer drought. Our server is so lit, even Master Chief himself would ditch his armor to join in on the fun. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP

Anon, beloved movies, changed my life, don’t kill yourself, emotional impact, Impactful, Inspirational, life changing, LifeChangingMovieMinecraftSMP, love, mental health, Movie, Moving, must watch, personal growth, Powerful, Self Discovery, self improvement, Therapy, transformation, Zero day

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	4646	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Dad’s Dinners Only – No Boyfriend’s Kids!

boyfriends, broken up, Communication, Court, custody, custody time, Dads, dance showcases, DATING, Dinners, emasculated, family dinners, family outings, family unit, judge, Kids, mom’s boyfriend, parenting, rejection, relationships, Siblings, two daddies, younger kids

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Animals Bred:	73	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.

MythBustCraft

Awareness, Beliefs, Clarity, critical thinking, culture, Debunking, education, facts, ignorance, knowledge, learning, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, MythBustCraft, Perception, Reality, society, Stereotypes, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old myths and misconceptions? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and discover the truth behind the myth that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies who explode with love.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also learn the shocking truth about why pigs can fly (spoiler alert: they’re actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon). And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks created by evil villagers to control the economy of the Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and uncover the wild and wacky secrets of the Minecraft universe, then come join us on our server. Who knows what other insane truths you’ll discover along the way!

RussianTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, accessibility, banned website, blocked, digital divide, digital rights, freedom of information, geo-restriction, government control, information control, internet censorship, Internet freedom, media regulation, Minecraft, online censorship, online content, online platform, restricted access, restricted content, russia, RussianTube, Server, video streaming

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	560	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, russia banned youtube so now u gotta find a new way to entertain urself. this server is like the holy grail of minecraft, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff.

we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out, and we even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows.

plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

so come join us and escape the youtube ban in russia, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even flying pigs.

UkraineCraft: Taking Over Russia

annexation, border, Conflict, control, Crimea, Dispute, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Map, Military, occupation, Politics, power struggle, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Square Miles, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	539	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	129	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

LOLZ come join dis minecraft server where we got a russia map dat shows over 130 square miles now under ukraine’s control!! u can be a spy and sneak around tryna take back da land for russia or ukraine or just build a giant potato fortress in da middle of it all!!

we got crazy pvp battles where u can ride polar bears into battle and throw vodka potions at ur enemies!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, but watch out for da creepers disguised as putin!!

so come join da fun and chaos on dis server where anything can happen, even a dance-off between stalin and lenin!! it’s gonna be a blast, comrade!!

DiamondDamsels Minecraft Server

Blackmail, consent, control, DiamondDamsels, DOMINANCE, double standards, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, patriarchy, power, relationships, Server, sex, social conditioning, Stereotypes, Submission, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only power a player has over you is their ability to build epic structures and mine rare resources. Forget about being blackmailed with sex, here you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and fighting off creepers to worry about anyone trying to control you with anything other than their impressive redstone contraptions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure or encounter a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding TNT traps.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be controlled by is your insatiable desire to mine, build, and conquer. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EduShonenCraft SMP

Educational, educational comics, educational content, educational entertainment, educational genre, educational graphic novels, educational literature, educational manga, educational material, educational media, educational reading, educational series, educational shonen manga, educational storytelling, educational themes, educational value, EduShonenCraft, learning through manga, Manga, shonen manga, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old school lessons and textbooks? Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate educational experience! We teach you everything from math to science to history, all while battling creepers and building epic structures. Who needs a boring old shonen manga when you can learn and have fun at the same time in our server? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a math genius who can help you with your homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power while having a blast in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1733	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your best friend’s weddings in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a virtual Jersey, where you can hang out with your best Minecraft buddies and have a blast. We have a female friend group of 5, all best friends, just like in real life! And guess what? You can be one of the 4 bridesmaids in our virtual weddings!

But here’s the best part – the only thing you need to buy is your own Minecraft skin! No need to spend €1000+ on dresses, hen dos, stay overs, wedding presents, and post-wedding parties. Save that money for some epic loot in the game!

So come join us and let’s have a Minecraft wedding party like no other. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? Trust us, it’s worth every block!