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CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	669
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mines Excavated:	4127	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	238
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3563

Insane Valmiki Minecraft Servers

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3196
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7