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SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

Anime, COSPLAY, desire, dream, Erotica, fan fiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional character, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, hentai, indulgence, jerked off, lustful, Manga, Naughty, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual fantasy, Steves, taboo, video games, wet

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchantments Applied:	200	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7744	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

battle pass, content-updates, Dash, Disney, disney speedstorm, free unlock, Gaming Community, ign, in-app purchases, in-game purchases, kart, mario kart 8, MAYHEM, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization changes, new events, new season, Online Multiplayer, racing game, real money, Steamboat Pete, upset players, virtual currency

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

Crafty, DATING, deserve, diamonds, discrimination, Diversity, dont, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, inclusion, intersectionality, Karens, Kingdom, love, me, Privilege, Race, relationships, Respect, self worth, social justice, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

Atlus, autists, Crafty, Demons, Digital Devil Saga, digital streaming platforms, fusion autists, Gaming, madness, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, models, Music, neocities, New Vengeance trailer, rpgs, series information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, SMT Fan-Site, smtg, Soundtracks, Superior Kami Trio, Tensei, trailers, twitter

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

#youtube, blocky, comedy, creeper, digital content, dreams, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, hello, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, laughing hysterically, LGBTQ, meme, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reaction video, Server, social media, Transgender, ugly tranny, Video, viral

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7478
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

behavioral patterns, blocky, BUILD, common behaviors, common traits, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural norms and values, cultural similarities, cultural values, Explore, individual characteristics, national culture, national demographics, national identity, Personality, personality types, regional differences, social norms, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, troll, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Items Found:	5774	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3447	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!