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GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixelated Monochrome Madness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where everything is black and white, just like your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride through a world devoid of color but full of ADVENTURE and INTRIGUE.

Imagine mining for diamonds in a monochrome landscape, battling mobs in grayscale, and building your dream castle in black and white perfection. Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon has traded its vibrant colors for a sleek black and white look.

But that’s not all! We have EPIC quests that will challenge your skills and test your creativity. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is neon pink – just kidding, that would be ridiculous.

So why settle for a boring, colorful Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly UNIQUE experience? Come see the world in a whole new light – or lack thereof – and discover the beauty of black and white Minecraft. See you there!

1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	363
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

Crafty Krauts

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	418250	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Magic Items Found:	8008
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	356
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1235

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Potions Brewed:	145	Votes:	3820
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	542793	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	6236
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Votes:	1949
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!