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Final Retest 70k Minecraft SMP

70K, Analysis, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Economy, election, FINAL, final retest, Financial, Investment, market, Minecraft, prediction, retest, Screenshot, smp, Technology, Trading, trump, volatility, Wins, Winter

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP server where we predict the future through Minecraft gameplay! We accurately predicted Trump’s win and the rise of Bitcoin to 70k, but unfortunately, we failed the final retest and now we’re in crypto winter. Screenshot this momentous occasion and join us for some wild predictions and even wilder adventures in our wacky Minecraft world! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to predict the future through blocky building and pixelated adventures!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

adult-focused, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, childcare options, family dynamics, family priorities, family relationships, intimate event, NoKidsAllowedCraft, sibling, sister’s kids, upset family members, wedding day, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette debate, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

CraftyPleasureLand

CraftyPleasureLand, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure binge-watching, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure desserts, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure indulgence, guilty pleasure list, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure pastime, guilty pleasure self-care, guilty pleasure snacks, guilty pleasure treats, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, LATEST, secret pleasure

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft enthusiasts! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary rainbow llama. Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a diamond encrusted hot dog as their prize. It’s the ultimate test of both hunger and greed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

GayFightCraft

Abuse, ACCUSED, Chechen security forces, Chechnya, Conflict, detained, discrimination, eastern europe, Fight, forced labor, Gay Men, GayFightCraft, human rights violations, international law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, persecution, russia, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun!

What is the IP for League of Legends Minecraft Server?

League, Legends, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

League of Legends is a popular multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Riot Games. In the game, players control a champion with unique abilities and team up with other players to compete against an opposing team. It has become a global phenomenon with millions of players and a thriving competitive scene, including professional leagues and tournaments. With regular updates and new champions being added, League of Legends continues to be a dominant force in the world of esports.

Zenith Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy Vanilla Daily rewards Crates Land claims Pvp Keep inventory Discord Community Events Plugins Mob farms Redstone Building Mining Crafting Enchanting Trading Exploration, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Votes:	7995	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

The best Economy Survival server, that still has that vanilla feeling! We have many cool features, like daily rewards, custom crates, land claims, toggleable pvp and keep inventory and so much more waiting for you! Join the discord –> https://discord.gg/NsKBSPzZSN

zenithsurvival.zapto.org

Dabbling Duck SMP: Where the Quacks Get Their Blocks on (18+ Whitelist)

12 hours, application, beat, blocks, building, Dabbling, dedicated server, Discord, duck, ender dragon, Exploring, Farming, Girlfriend, horse trails, Join, laid back, netherite, no rush, quacks, Relaxing, smp, speed run, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7170
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Dabbling Duck SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Age Restriction	18+
Server Focus	Laid-back, no rush
New Map Date	9/5/2024

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is focused on farming, building, exploring, and relaxing in the world. It is not a speed-running server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our discord and submit an application. The discord link is: https://discord.gg/Gr8ME4A3GD

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Rules will be provided on the discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the server owners.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

Accuracy, differs, Experience, forgetfulness, History, Lane, little., long tail, Memory, Men’s memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Perception, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Server, tags, Time, Uncertain, uncertainty

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	841441	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Votes:	2904	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. And if you manage to tame a wild Ender Dragon, it will grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited stacks of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you the power to fly around the server at lightning speed. And if you stumble upon the hidden village of talking villagers, they will teach you the ancient art of diamond sword fighting, making you the most feared warrior in all the land.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the past that was differs little from the past that was not. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Zoo Topia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, animated movie, animated sequel, anthropomorphic animals, anticipation, Buddy cop, comedy, Disney, Expectations, Family Film, follow-up, Judy Hopps, mammal metropolis, Minecraft, Mystery, Nick Wilde, Sequel, smp, Talking Animals, Topia, Zoo, Zootopia, Zootopia 2

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2268	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! And that’s not all, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Blockageddon

aging, Blockageddon, Career pressure, existential crisis, financial stress, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical limitations, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Retirement, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3728
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Trying to survive on a Minecraft server without joining our epic community! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the insane adventures that await you here.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And let’s not forget about the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every Saturday night.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a giant spider with a diamond sword, and even build a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!