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NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, complete nonsense, UNUSUAL, genuine, odd

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

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He’s Not Wrong SMP

Legitimate, wrong, real, Precise, authentic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. We have a strict “no pants allowed” policy, because who needs pants when you’re fighting dragons and riding unicorns?

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). If you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain access to the secret chicken temple filled with golden eggs.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of witches who have mastered the dark arts of cactus magic. They will challenge you to cactus duels and if you lose, you’ll be turned into a cactus yourself!

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Just remember, anything goes on our server and the only rule is to have fun!

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ScamNotSMP – Minecraft SMP

BELIEVABLE, smp, Minecraft, trustworthy, Reliable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party cave. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare loot in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Village, where rainbow-colored sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who can find their pot of gold.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally legit Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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PupPartiesRUs

INPUT, getting past it, Understanding, sarah, Getting Over It

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we host events outside of our virtual houses all because of a service dog!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a service dog appears, leading you to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. This server is so wild, even Sarah from the post above would feel right at home (even if she has her cold moments).

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a service dog and uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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CraftyComedy Minecraft Server

valid, Reality, Honest, genuine, Undeniable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. And rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted toilet hidden deep within the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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FedoraCraft: Where tipping is optional and creepers are fedoras!

r/, niggerdom, GSSHV, dismissal, fedora

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping your fedora is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our community is full of intellectuals who love to debate and discuss all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for epic battles where players must ARTICULATE their strategies in order to succeed. But beware, if you don’t come prepared with a valid REFUTE, you may find yourself facing the ultimate punishment – being teleported to the land of naysayers and dismissers.

Our server is so intense, even the 4chan mods have deemed it too brutal to handle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and show off your Minecraft skills. Just remember, no tipping your fedora without a good reason!

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AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Fandom, reasons, internet celebrities, Entertainment, virtual avatars

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

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Valid or Not Minecraft Server

Self Discovery, self reflection, mental health, self love, doubt

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

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Encrypted LifeSteal

Raiding, LifeSteal, Vanilla, Survival, PvP

Give our new LifeSteal Minecraft server a try! Vote for our server on different websites to earn rewards! You’re allowed to grief, team, spy, on others, set bounties, and you can vc with other players in our discord server! Make sure to check out all rules when you join.

135.148.140.36:25583

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Minepact

Balanced Economy, Skyblock

MinePact is a brand new Skyblock experience supporting Java Edition. The Goal of MinePact is to offer a unique Skyblock experience never seen before. We are excited to have you on this journey with us! We have approximately 3 month long official maps, a fair economy, constant events, caring staff, and are optimized to the most recent Minecraft version.

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