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MeowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

> Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

Community, discussion forum, Favorite, favorite subreddit, internet forum, niche community, Online Community, online platform, popular subreddit, reddit, social media, subreddit, subreddit community, subreddit discussion, subreddit poll, subreddit question, subreddit recommendation, subreddit suggestion, subreddit topic, SubredditSMP, User-generated content, whats

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FerretFrenzyCraft

exotic pets, ferret behavior, ferret bonding, ferret care, ferret companionship, ferret diet, ferret enrichment, ferret health, ferret intelligence, ferret personality, ferret socialization, ferret training, FerretFrenzyCraft, ferrets, furry pets, good pets, pet ownership, Pets, playful pets, small pets, unique pets

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	113	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

airstrikes, base, bombing campaign, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, Politics, Raid, Regional, Russian, Russian Air Base, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tensions, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	874
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Potions Brewed:	140	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	127648	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1553	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

Donut Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2266
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Farms Harvested:	301

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Wuwa’s Wacky Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Love Letters Sent:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on a wild adventure in Wuthering Waves, where you can showcase your Resonator skills and become the legendary Shorekeeper. But beware, the Shore’s End is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest and craziest players can survive!

Our server is so epic, we even have our own map that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about the Convene Tracker, because you never know when a wild event will pop up.

Join now and participate in our crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up like never before. And let’s not forget about the Fairy Tale’s Finale, a featured co-op combat event that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Check out our timeline and rewards, because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our secret codes and emotes that will make your Minecraft experience even more hilarious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Votes:	3133
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	8192
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?