Valheim speedrun record Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	30662
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magic Items Found:	4167	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	184

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	728	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5472
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4599	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Spears Created:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	232	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	3035
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!