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Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Towns Built:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3823	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7884
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zombie Dances:	9

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	265
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Farms Harvested:	575	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!