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CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	937	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

all time, blocktopia, current era, current population, current time, demographic peak, global population, historical peak, HUMANKIND, Living, number, peak era, peak of humankind, peak of number, peak of population, peak population, peak time, PeakCraft, population number, probable, world population

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1678	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Love Letters Sent:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	462431
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7203	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?