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BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	3761
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	686	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	267268

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	621
Mines Excavated:	3244	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Villages Defended:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7769	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!