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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	97	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crops Grown:	5933
Magic Items Found:	4544	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

acquired taste, changed mind, changed opinions, converted dislikes, couldn’t live without, Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP, HATED, must haves, new experiences, newfound obsessions, now essential, now love, once detested, previously disliked, surprising delights, surprising favorites, surprising treasures, tried, unexpected joys, unexpected love, unexpected pleasures

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1050
Zombie Dances:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.

CelebMysteryCraft

CelebMysteryCraft, celebrity death, celebrity mysteries, Conspiracy, Enigma, enigmatic celebrities, Intrigue, investigation, Mysterious, mysterious circumstances, mysterious deaths, perplexing, puzzling, puzzling deaths, speculation, theories, unexplained, unresolved, unsolved

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	3244
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of pondering over mysterious celebrity deaths? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those thoughts to rest and focus on building epic structures instead! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you escape the conspiracy theories and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind those puzzling celebrity passings while mining for diamonds! So come on, join us and say goodbye to the mysteries – unless you want to build a shrine for your favorite fallen star, that’s cool too.

PutinJrCraft Minecraft Server

birth certificate, birthplace, citizenship, Confirmed, controversy, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, Politics, putin, Putin’s family, PutinJrCraft, Russian investigation, scandal, Server, Son, Swiss citizenship, Swiss hospital, switzerland, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	181

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND YOU’LL DISCOVER THAT PUTIN’S SON WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN SWITZERLAND… IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST LIKE PUTIN’S SON’S SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS. COME BUILD WITH US AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. PUTIN WOULD BE PROUD… MAYBE.

ThermiteTrenchWarfare

Advanced weaponry, Battlefield Tactics, drone attacks, drone warfare, high temperature weaponry, military drones, military innovation, military tactics, Russian conflict, Russian Invasion, Russian trenches, thermite deployment, thermite streams, thermite technology, thermite weaponry, ThermiteTrenchWarfare, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian drones, Ukrainian military, warfare technology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT MAKES UKRAINIAN DRONES LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

OUR SERVER IS SO HOT, IT MAKES THERMITE STREAMS LOOK LIKE A COOL BREEZE! WE’VE GOT CRAZY BATTLES, INSANE BUILDS, AND MORE DIAMONDS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A PICKAXE AT!

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE EPIC WAR BETWEEN UKRAINIAN DRONES AND RUSSIAN TRENCHES! WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? WHO CARES, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MADNESS AND MAYHEM HERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SWORD, PUT ON YOUR ARMOR, AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, MY FELLOW MINECRAFT WARRIOR!

Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

30 years old, 50 years old, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, carotid arteries, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, city, Crafters, early detection, health, heart health, High cholesterol, Long-term Health, medical imaging, Medical research, Patients, Prevention, risk factor, Scan, ultrasound scans, vascular health, young age

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2986	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	200	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7013	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

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