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BlockyTimeMachine

Advice for younger self, BlockyTimeMachine, childhood memories, guidance, hindsight, Inner child, learning from the past, life lessons, mental health, message to younger self, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited diamonds. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon has stolen it and hidden it in a maze of lava and TNT traps. Will you be brave enough to retrieve it and become the ultimate potato champion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely of TNT blocks. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through loops, twists, and turns at breakneck speeds. Just make sure you have a fire resistance potion handy in case things get a little too explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Your ten-year-old self would be so proud of the epic adventures you’re about to embark on.

Pac-Man & Mrs. Hugs

arcade game, awkward, Contact, Embrace, hugs, Intimacy, limited interaction, love, Marriage, Nostalgia, pac-man, pacman, physical limitations, quirky, quirky couples, relationships, small point, Unique, Unsatisfying, Video game characters, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

join our epic minecraft server where pac-man and his wife come to get better hugs! our server is the only place where their blocky bodies can make full contact and feel the love! watch as pac-man eats his way through the pixelated world, with his wife by his side, trying to avoid ghosts and creepers alike! join now for a chance to witness the most unsatisfying hugs in minecraft history!

Azenhub

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Dimension Hops:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

A Skyblock server designed with simplicity in mind, offering an engaging gameplay experience. It features a robust economy system, skill leveling, enhanced enchantments (++enchants), and a variety of custom skills. With Skyblock as the core mode, players enjoy access to a GUI shop and a welcoming environment for cracked players!

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2t2b

2t2b, Anarchy, chaos survival grief steal competition history brutal environment player-driven features playground power victim decisions targets challenge explore ruins havoc chaos

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6

2t2b Minecraft Server

Are you ready to dive into a world with no rules, no limits, and no second chances? Welcome to 2t2b, a fresh take on the classic anarchy experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to chaos, 2t2b offers endless opportunities to build, explore, destroy, and fight for survival.

Server Details:

IP	content-ee.joinmc.link
Version	1.21.4

Like the infamous 2b2t, 2t2b operates with zero restrictions. You’re free to grief, steal, and fight to your heart’s content. There are no land claims, no player protections, and no hand-holding. Every decision you make could mean life or death, and every base you build could become a target. Can you outlast the competition and make your mark on the server’s brutal history? The server is running on the latest Minecraft version, so you’ll have access to all the newest features while navigating this hostile, player-driven environment. Whether you want to construct sprawling builds in secret, uncover ruins from other players, or simply wreak havoc, 2t2b offers the perfect playground. Join now and become part of the chaos. Will you rise to power, or will you be another victim of the anarchy? The choice is yours.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, there are no restrictions on griefing. Players are free to destroy and steal as they please.
Are there any player protections or land claims?	No, there are no protections or land claims on 2t2b. Players are responsible for their own safety.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	2t2b is running on the latest version of Minecraft (1.21.4) so players have access to all the newest features.
Can I team up with other players?	Players are free to form alliances or go solo. There are no rules against teaming up with other players.

Mindful Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, book recommendations, books, bookworm, critical thinking, education, intellectual growth, knowledge, learning, Literature, mental health, mindful, personal development, philosophy, philosophy books, philosophy quotes, Psychology, psychology books, psychology quotes, Quest, reading, Recommendations, self improvement

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Animals Bred:	60	Secret Passages Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, bro, forget about reading boring old books on philosophy and psychology! Join our Minecraft server instead and expand your mind in a whole new way!

We’ve got virtual worlds where you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. Who needs boring old theories when you can create your own reality in Minecraft?

Plus, our server is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to boring lectures and hello to endless fun and laughter!

So why waste your time reading when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity and creativity? Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll never look back!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

apartmentmate, Birthday Party, blockparty, Budweiser, CHIPS, Contribution, convenience store, cost, dips, drinks, emotional blackmail, Expenses, fast food chain, last minute, liquor store, Minecraft, pizzas, red bull, roommate, Server, SNACKS, Snow

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

CraftyQueerHideout

Andrew, Argument, bathroom, college, comfort, CraftyQueerHideout, Dicks, feminine, gay man, Guilt, Insight, LGBT club, Locker Room, masculine, oogling, PE class, Private, regret, Sexuality, Transgender, urinal

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crops Grown:	7347	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	8613
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is always on point!

Join our server and experience the thrill of changing in the men’s locker room in Minecraft! Who needs P.E clothes when you can play volleyball in jeans? And don’t forget to use the urinal for the ultimate bathroom experience. Just be prepared for some insane crashing out moments like you’ve never seen before.

But beware, there may be some players who assume you’re transgender just because you change in a stall. And watch out for those who think you’re oogling their pixelated dicks while using the urinal. It’s a wild ride of misunderstandings and drama that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join ours and experience the insanity for yourself?

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, CraftyAdviceMC, misguided advice, misguided counsel, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst advice anecdotes, worst advice ever, worst advice given, worst advice received, worst advice story, worst counsel, worst direction, worst guidance, worst pointers, worst recommendations, worst suggestions, worst tips

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Potions Brewed:	113
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

NoobCraft101

#revelation, adulting, delayed learning, education, EMBARRASSING, epiphany, growth, hindsight, knowledge, late bloomer, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, NoobCraft101, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	3550
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn all the pro tips and tricks that you should have known ages ago! We have a secret underground society of players who discovered a hidden cheat code that gives you unlimited diamonds – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Don’t be the last one to find out about our epic server, join now and start dominating the virtual world like a boss!

BlockyNavalnyLockup

authoritarianism, BlockyNavalnyLockup, Corruption, Democracy, extremism charges, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, opposition, political persecution, protest, putin, russia, shameful, suppression, unfair treatment

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!