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Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	4839
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7183	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	497	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6588	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

MoniCraft: UBI Edition

Board Game, capitalism, economic fairness, economic inequality, Economic simulation, economic system, Edition, financial literacy, game night, income disparity, income distribution, income equality, MoniCraft, monopoly, social equality, social justice, social mobility, ubi, Universal Basic Income, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth redistribution

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4807

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!

CannabisCraft420

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer treatment, Cannabis, CannabisCraft420, health, Healthcare, holistic healing, journal, legalization, medical marijuana, Medical Studies, medicinal plants, natural remedies, oncology, plant medicine, research, scientific research, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4927	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	70
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

————> ROCity Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, ROCity, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	8488
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

The owner of the server “————gt ROCity” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

188.127.241.249:25942

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Armed Forces of Ukraine, CraftyUkrainians, equipment explorer, FPV drone strike, Gur, intel, KA-52, Kursk region, Maps, Mi-28 helicopter, Minecraft, russian federation, russian mod, Russian Security Council, Server, Sudzha, Telegram, Tendra Spit, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, visually confirmed losses, White House

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to lead an insurrection in the Russian Federation from the comfort of your own blocky world.

We promise you’ll have more fun than Gerasimov promising Putin to restore control over the state border of the Russian Federation. Plus, where else can you find FPV drone strikes on Russian helicopters and maritime commando raids on Tendra Spit? Only on our server, of course!

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, come join us for a wild ride through the chaos of the Kursk region. Who needs peaceful exploration when you can be a part of the action as Ukrainian forces move 25 km deep into enemy territory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary leader in the midst of insane battles and epic drone strikes. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

CraftySMP: “AlwaysASolution”

AlwaysASolution, CraftySMP, Creative Solutions, determination, finding answers, finding solutions, never give up, never lose hope, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positive mindset, problem solving, problem solving mindset, problem solving strategies, problem solving techniques, problem-solving skills, resilience, solution, staying positive, thinking outside the box

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through treacherous dungeons, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare blocks, the elusive Rainbow Block, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, on our SMP, there is always a solution… even if that solution involves riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond pickaxe!