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QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Endless Night Skies:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	402697	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2605	Ores Mined:	9426
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	698	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	718	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5551
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	61	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	184
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!