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R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Votes:	4952	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime annihilation, anime apocalypse, anime destruction, anime elimination, anime eradication, anime extermination, anti-anime, cultural impact, destroy, Destruction, end of anime, entertainment industry, good of mankind, Humanity, Mankind, Media influence, Minecraft, must be destroyed, Server, societal harm, society

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Emeralds Found:	2633
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	155
Crops Grown:	7589	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crops Grown:	2596

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058