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GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

aura, Aura the Guillotine, Band, bass, BEWARE, blocks, Concert, drums, favorite band, guillotine, GuillotineCraft, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Live Music, metal, metal band, METALHEAD, Music, music lover, REIGNS, Rock, Rock Music, SUPREME, vocals

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, confidence boost, CREEPERS, date, DATING, family, finding, forehead, genetics, Insecurity, LUCK, match, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, single, Struggle, Ugly, Unlucky, UnluckyInLoveCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

3000 years ahead, advancement, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Civilization, culture, Development, European travel, futuristic, greece, hi tech trains, high speed trains, History, Infrastructure, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, OlympicCraft, PLAYS, progress, Technology, Transportation, Zeus

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	710	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

artists, CON, Crafty, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Deception, Diamond, digital manipulation, Engineering, fraud, HACKING, Human Behavior, Information Security, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, online security, Pickaxe, Psychology, real, Social, social engineering, social engineering techniques, social manipulation, social psychology, Technology, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	208
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

Anime, Audition.., collaboration, creative industry, DECIDE, dream job, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hire, Hiring, HoloCraft, hololive, Hololives, Idol, internet personality, J-pop, streaming, talent agency, talent management, talent search, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8962	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2814	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Pixelated Party Palace

cartridges, consoles, Controllers, Conversation, Entertainment, family, gameplay, Garbage, generation, good games, GRANDPA, graphics, hi fi rush, Memories, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, Pastime, pixelated, retro gaming, Technology, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

110th, anti-semitism, Bigotry, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Corner, danger, Division, explosion, extremism, fear, hatred, imminent threat, intolerance, Jews, latent hatred, material conditions, prejudice, Terrorism, united states, violence, Warning

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

#ArmorSetSearch, #DecorationsDatabase, #GeneralInfo, #HunterConnect, #IceborneInfo, #ItemDatabase, #MHFrontier, #MHW2, #MHWilds, #MonsterHunter, #MonsterHunterGeneral, #RyozoInterview, #SteamDeckVerified, #SunbreakInfo, CraftyCreepers, emulation, FAQ, Fun, Join, Kiranico, mash, MHWorld, modding, Monster, patchnotes, Pingsdex

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	7433
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	938	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

Crafty, Eat Cum, EdgeTrips, EVENS, Fap, FapOdds, fate, Fate Thread, gooner, Gooner Bitches, gooners, lol, Long Trail Tags: Find out our fate, NapDubs, ruin, Ruin666, Thread, time to roll

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!