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Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrikes, Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, long-range strikes, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Partners, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian airfields, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, urges, WARFARE, Western weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss!

CraftyLaughsMC

CraftyLaughsMC, decreased job satisfaction, emotional exhaustion, Employee morale, employee well-being, hierarchical relationships, humor in the workplace, leadership style, managerial humor, organizational behavior, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace environment, workplace humor, workplace morale, Workplace Relationships, workplace satisfaction, workplace stress

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6090
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, come join our minecraft server where the managers are always cracking jokes and making you laugh so much that you’ll be emotionally exhausted and hate your job! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a minecraft world! climb the corporate ladder and try not to cry from all the funny jokes and puns being thrown at you. who needs job satisfaction when you can have a good laugh, amirite? join now for a workplace experience like no other!

SerbSlayin’ Minecraft Server

anniversary, celebration, commemoration, Conflict, Country, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, memorial, Minecraft, nationalism, persecution, Remembrance, Serbs, SerbSlayin, Server, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with us as we reenact the great Serbian purge of 2021! Build your own ethnic cleansing camp and compete to see who can rid their land of the most Serbs. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not offensive at all. Plus, we have a special surprise for the player who gets the most kills – a lifetime supply of virtual Serbian heads to display proudly on your virtual wall. So come join us and let the cleansing begin!

Minecraft SMP: Codester’s Interference!

Bayley, Codester, Codesters, gunther, Interference, LA KWAB, liv, long tail tag, match, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of boring, predictable servers and want some spicy drama in your virtual life.

In our world, every match is like a WWE showdown, with interference left and right. Codester can’t mine in peace because Gunther keeps stealing his diamonds. Bayley’s crops are constantly being trampled by mysterious forces. Liv can’t even build a house without someone sabotaging her efforts. And don’t even get us started on LA KWAB – that guy is always causing trouble wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and alliances are constantly shifting, then this is the place for you. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might come in and interfere with your plans.

ReserveCraft Minecraft Server

check in, cussing, customer service, fat shaming, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hotel chain, hotel snack market, insulting, Minecraft, overreacting, physical appearance, Police, refund policy, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, room type, rude guests, Server, SOLD OUT, trespassing, Yelling

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	786	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Animals Bred:	130	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!

CancerCraftJustice

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraftJustice, Communication, consequences, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, gossip, grudges, healing, Honesty, Manipulation, rumor, Support, Sympathy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Farms Harvested:	339
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further, because our server is filled with blocky fun and zero toxic friendships like the one between OP and Amelia! Join us and never worry about fake friends accusing your Minecraft boyfriend of ridiculous things ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it can cure even the deadliest forms of in-game drama. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyGreekWarriors

CraftyGreekWarriors, Defense, diplomatic crisis, foreign intelligence, geopolitical risk, greece, high alert, international relations, iran, Israeli interests, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Monitoring, national security, potential attack, Precaution, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol do u wanna join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own greek empire and protect it from crazy iranian attacks?? 😂😂 we got u covered with insane pvp battles and secret spy missions to keep u on ur toes! join now and be a part of the most intense virtual war between greece and iran! 💥🏛️🚀 #minecraftmadness #greecevsiran

DadBodCraft – Fragile Masculinity-Free Zone

DadBodCraft, Father Figures, Fatherhood, fathers, fragile, fragile masculinity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity maintenance, masculinity norms, masculinity perception, masculinity research, masculinity studies, MasculinityFree, mental health, modern fatherhood, research, sexual depression, sexual esteem, societal expectations, traditional masculinity, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join dis wild minecraft server where we embrace all da dads out there! we got crazy levels of sexual esteem and sexual depression for all da fathers who join. forget about fragile masculinity, we believe in strong, manly dads who ain’t afraid to show their emotions. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and bonding over our daddy issues. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s show the world that dads rule the minecraft universe!

GameGrief Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Bed wars, build battle, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, GameGrief, Hunger Games, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Sky Wars, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	5643	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

The server owner «GameGrief» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, HOLY, holy boobers, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Random, Ridiculous, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	4518	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Yes, you heard that right – boobers!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of magical cows with boobs instead of udders. They produce the most delicious milk in all of Minecraft land, perfect for making boob-tastic cheese and butter. But be careful, these cows are feisty and will only let you milk them if you can tell them a funny joke.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boober Castle, where the Queen Boober resides. She’s a fierce ruler with a heart of gold (and boobs of steel). If you can impress her with your building skills, she might just grant you access to the secret Boober Vault filled with rare treasures and enchanted boob armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of boobers like never before!