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ProjectilePals

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magic Items Found:	7777
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

wildtailsmc.net

Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MoneyHungryMinecraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

NoShoesNoProblemsMC

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0

lol come join our server where we all play minecraft with our bare feet!! we have this crazy rumor that if you mine diamonds with your toes, you’ll find a secret portal to a land of flying pigs and dancing llamas. plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete, like building a roller coaster out of TNT or creating a giant statue of a potato. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. it’s a wild ride, so come on over and join the barefoot brigade!

TFMC: Where you can pretend to be someone else and also wait in line to get in. Version 1.20.2!

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Custom Mobs, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Engineer, Fisher, FORESTER, line, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Mysticism, PRETEND, Roleplay, Smith, Strategic, TFMC, Thrilling, Vanilla, Version, WAIT, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Farms Harvested:	275	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join us:	discord.gg/tfmc
Season 3 trailer:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

🌟 Discover the TFMC Realm! 🌟

TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the TFMC server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions on our server.
What types of roles can I choose from in TFMC?	You can choose to be a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
Are there custom dungeons in the TFMC server?	Yes, we have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.
How many magic spells can I harness in TFMC?	You can harness over 60 magic spells in the TFMC server.
Is there a player-based economy in TFMC?	Yes, TFMC has a player-based economy for trading and commerce.

Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Votes:	5291

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Votes:	9993

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!