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WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1701	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	755
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Votes:	9571
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	193
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3571
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Votes:	7045
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

20s, 30s, Adulthood, advice, career, CraftyBoomers, Experience, Expert, goals, growth, guidance, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, mindset, personal development, perspective, Reflection, relationships, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crops Grown:	5614	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!