Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Animals Bred:	55	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Animals Bred:	111	Dimension Hops:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Potions Brewed:	160	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	3070	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	828
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3827	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Animals Bred:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	3051
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	2881	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7173
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	8088
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5051	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	32

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

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