🍆💦valakas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, COSPLAY, digital avatar, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, media sensation, merchandise, Minecraft, Online Community, online personality, PixelPleasure, Popularity, Server, sex symbol, Virtual idol, virtual world, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we have been crowned the sex symbol of /vt/ (virtual thots) community! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual thots, pixelated parties, and scandalous shenanigans.

Our server is so hot, even the creepers can’t resist blowing up in excitement! Build your dream pixel palace, battle it out in epic PvP matches, or just chill with your virtual thot friends in our exclusive VIP lounge.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on in and experience the sexiest Minecraft server in all the land. Just remember to bring your pixelated sunscreen, because things are about to get steamy!

Mom’s Drink Tab Minecraft Server

apologies, bar behavior, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, drink, drink orders, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, family dynamics, family relationships, financial responsibility, girlfriend dynamics, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moms, money management, public embarrassment, Server, sibling dynamics, social gatherings, social situations, Tab, tab sharing

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone sneaking drinks onto your tab? Look no further! Join our server where we have strict rules against adding drinks to other players’ tabs without permission.

Imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of someone racking up a huge bill in your name. Our server is a safe haven for those who value proper bar etiquette and respect for others’ finances.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining without the added stress of unexpected bar tabs. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures while you’re at it! So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other.

CraftyCreeperCo.

American military contractors, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, defense contractors, defense industry, deploy to Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, military contractors in Ukraine, military deployment, military intervention, military support, national security, political decision, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, us foreign policy, US military presence, US-Ukraine relations

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come join our minecraft server, where we have biden administration vibes all around! we are like the american military contractors of minecraft, ready to deploy to ukraine at any moment! build your own military base, train your troops, and prepare for battle in this epic world of chaos and destruction! join now for a chance to be the next president of minecraft! let’s make minecraft great again! 🇺🇸💣🔥

CulturallyCraftedSense

Behavior, Beliefs, cognitive bias, common sense, CulturallyCraftedSense, culture, Environment, Experience, influence, intuition, knowledge, Perception, personal background, perspective, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Universal, upbringing, VALUES

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Granbygda

armor stands, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, Custom Armor, Custom Recipes, custom weapons, Economy, English friendly, gameplay, INGAME money, Invisible item frames, norwegian, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Server, Server Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Treecapitator, Vanilla, Veinminer

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Granbygda is a exciting and entertaining norwegian smp server that offers lots of creativity with custom recipes allowig for smooter gameplay. Veinminer and treecapitor speeds things up the game a lot! We also have custom armor and weapons for you to buy at the server shop for ingame money. Customize your builds with invisible item frames and armor stands with arms! Put things on the auctionhouse, make your own shops and much more in Granbygda! The server is obviously english friendly too. Important commands and text is also in english!

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Zenith Project [IN DEVELOPMENT]

Adventure, Community, Core Mechanics, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Economy changes, Faction, Factions, Global, hand built, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, Minecraft, open beta, Server, Structures, Survival, world gen, Zenith Project

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Zenith Project | Minecraft

[The server is currently being made ready for OPEN BETA. Be sure to join our discord to be kept up to date for when it releases!]

Welcome to Zenith Project’s latest project… Minecraft!

Join our amazing community of people from across the globe and join us in this new adventure.

Spawn in an amazing hand built spawn and explore the world with all new and custom world gen and 100+ new structures. Mine, craft and fight for your survival… or maybe create a faction with your friends to dominate the server.

If you are feeling daring try to conquer one of our dungeons alone or with friends.

What are you waiting for? Join us using the IP: mc.zenithproject.gg

** THIS SERVER IS STILL IN OPEN BETA. CHANGES IN CORE MECHANICS AS WELL AS ECONOMY CHANGES ARE TO BE EXPECTED **

Join our discord at discord.gg/zenithproject

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LMP MC

Adventure, brave explorers, Bravery, Chaos, Community, Destruction, enthusiastic, Exploration, Growing Community, History, Ip:, legend, LMP MC, LMPChile.es, Magic, minecraft server, Modality, Mysteries, Survival

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Rediscover the Minecraft universe in LMP MC reborn and more captivating than ever. Immerse yourself in a unique experience in our Survival world, where every corner hides secrets and adventures. Challenge your bravery by exploring and find your way through chaos and destruction.

For those with an adventurous spirit, it offers an unparalleled journey to a magical world, where every decision brings you closer to becoming a true legend. Discover the magic, master the mysteries and leave your mark on history.

Explore this modality that awaits you at LMP MC. Connect and be part of our growing community of enthusiastic and brave explorers.

IP: lmpchile.es

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MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Genshin Impact’s gacha rates? Look no further! Our server is like a bittersweet cure for your gaming woes, where you can embark on epic adventures and build insane structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join now and experience everyday correspondence with fellow players who are just as crazy about Minecraft as you are. Our current character banner features Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming (yes, Gaming is a character now), Rosaria, and Noelle – all ready to join you on your blocky escapades.

But that’s not all! Our weapon banner includes the Silvershower Heartstrings (a bow that shoots rainbows) and the Splendor of Tranquil Waters (a sword that literally sings). And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than your diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your pickaxe, and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

AnnoyingGriefer Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, AnnoyingGriefer, Gaming, Griefing, griefing in games, griefing in gaming community, griefing in multiplayer games, griefing in online games, griefing in video games, griefing like a cunt, griefing like an annoying little cunt, griefing other players, griefing players, griefing strategies, griefing tactics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Games, online gaming, Server, toxic behavior, trolling

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Are you tired of playing nice and following the rules on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner troll!

Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant penis statue in someone’s front yard? Go for it! Feel like setting off a million TNT blocks just for fun? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden away. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

BlockyHorrorShow

BlockyHorrorShow, cleaning, cleaning industry, cleaning nightmares, deep cleaning, Disgusting, Disturbing, extreme cleaning, gory, graphic, gross, Gruesome, HORRIFYING, horror stories, messy situations, revolting, Shocking.., Traumatic, unsanitary conditions, unsettling, worst experiences

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server out there! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing diamond armor, riding on top of giant chickens. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a creeper breakdance while shooting fireworks out of its butt? Well, you will on this server! And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to battle their way through a maze of killer bunnies armed with carrot swords.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see the annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous structures using only blocks of cheese and slime. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). You won’t regret it, unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	822

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Secret valakas Minecraft Servers

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCreeperCo.

Stats November 22, 2024

Granbygda

Stats November 22, 2024

Zenith Project [IN DEVELOPMENT]

Stats November 22, 2024

LMP MC

Stats November 22, 2024

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

AnnoyingGriefer Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyHorrorShow

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Potions Brewed:	184
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10