Val X Love Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	158	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Crops Grown:	2762	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8513
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	1045	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	974	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dimension Hops:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5901	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!