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Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1798	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Farms Harvested:	181
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.

Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!

Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

Minecraft SMP: Subtle Kino Enhancers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Reasons to join: – Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? – Our server has a hidden underground disco club where players can dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs for rare loot. – We have a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to use redstone and are constantly pranking unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or join in on the fun? – Our server has a cursed treasure chest that randomly spawns in different locations, but beware, opening it could unleash a horde of angry villagers or grant you unimaginable riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other!