vagabond analysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommies

#covert operations, arrested, BETRAYAL, China, CraftyCommies, Espionage, Espionage Ring, espionage tactics, foreign relations, intelligence, investigation, Jails, national security, political scandal, Prison, seduced by money, SPIES, Surveillance, taiwan, undercover, work

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

TSA Pat Down Simulator

airport adventures, airport anecdotes, airport experiences, airport frustrations, airport humor, airport inconveniences, airport mishaps, airport screening, airport security, airport security measures, airport stories, balls of steel, embarrassing moments, Metal detector, Pat, pat down, personal space invasion, security checkpoint, SIMULATOR, travel woes, TSA, TSA scanner, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ores Mined:	4902
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Fermium MC: Infinite Blocks, Limited Brain Cells! Come survive with us in style!

Bedwars, blocks, Brain, cells, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fermium, Hardcore, Infinite, LIMITED, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Style, SURVIVE, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Votes:	9626	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview
Server Name	Fermium MC Survival
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun
Community Size	Around 10 players

Server Features
– Chest sorting with ChestSort mod
– Filtered hoppers for sorting systems
– Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools
– Upgradable spawners and hoppers
– 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join, simply use the server IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

What mods are available on the server?

The server features ChestSort for chest sorting, Filtered hoppers for sorting systems, and a Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools.

How do I upgrade my spawners and hoppers?

You can upgrade your spawners and hoppers on the server using in-game currency or resources.

Can I use custom armor and tools on the server?

Yes, the server offers 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools based on Terraria ores.

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6004
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Bandai Card Games Fest, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon comic award, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, EN Reference Book, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji lottery, Liberator, LM-04, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, smp, Terriermon

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Farms Harvested:	779	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

acceptance, age difference, age gap, attraction, BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, judgment, love, Maturity, older partners, personal boundaries, relationships, self reflection, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.

BlockBusterFlicks

BlockBusterFlicks, cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fabrications, cinematic stereotypes, dramatic embellishments, dramatic plot twists, exaggerated character reactions, exaggerated drama, exaggerated storylines, fictional plot devices, fictionalized drama, fictionalized events, film cliches, Hollywood myths, movie cliches, movie tropes, on-screen fantasies, over-the-top scenarios, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic portrayals, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9374
Potions Brewed:	171	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!