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ShadowCraft

action, Alexia, Anime, Characters, CID, comedy, critique, FANTASY, Fun, harem, love her attitude, mc, one-upped, Shadow, shadow girls, ShadowCraft, Show, sidelined, sister, The Eminence in Shadow, Watched 5 episodes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Alexia, the fearless warrior, leads her band of misfit players on epic quests to conquer the land! Watch as her sister, the master builder, constructs incredible structures that defy the laws of physics. But beware of Cid, the prankster, who will stop at nothing to sabotage your plans!

And don’t even get us started on Shadow and his harem of shadow girls. They may seem intimidating, but they’re no match for the power of friendship and teamwork on our server. So come join us and show them who’s boss! Just remember, in this world of chaos and craziness, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, deceptive flattery, disguised insult, double-edged praise, fake praise, insidious compliment, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, left-handed compliment, masked criticism, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic compliment, shady compliment, sly compliment, sneaky jab, snide compliment, subtle insult, two-faced compliment, underhanded praise, veiled jab

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

Abuse, Accountability, accusations, allegations, Bidens, Blame, controversy, creeper, DAUGHTER, fair, Family issues, joe biden, Justice, Kingdom, molesting, Politics, raping, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, society, speculation, Truth, victim blaming

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Love Letters Sent:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

Await, bros, building, Crafty, lols, Mining, trannycoin

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

BreakfastCraft

breakfast foods, breakfast options, cuisine, culinary delights, culinary traditions, cultural experiences, culture, Dining, Exploration, Food, Foodie Adventures, global flavors, international cuisine, local dishes, morning meal, tasty meals, traditional breakfast, travel, unique dining experiences

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	1333	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1949
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Tag, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

lixf.vanillaboxmc.ru

Medellin Madness

colombia, crime, Cultural differences, Europeans, GOMORRAH, History, Latin America, madness, medellin, misconceptions, narcos, new world, pablo escobar, PRETEND, Sodoma, south america, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, Urban Legends, violence

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4425
Buildings Constructed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	131
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

50-50, ask-the-audience, blocks, chances, Contestant, correct answer, Entertainment, Fairness, game of luck, game show, incorrect answers, lifelines, LOSING, Lucky, madness, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Odds, phone-a-friend, Probability, random selection, statistics, television, winning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!