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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2055 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 800 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!
So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!