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Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

blockg, blocky, Community, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Rapzilla Edition, smp, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	3894	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

1.8.9, Minecraft, Parkour, play.pvpyellowstone.com, PvP, Server, Skypvp, Yellowstone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2247
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

city, comedic, comedic noise, comedic sound, Drinking, Eating, exaggerated, exaggerated drinking, exaggerated eating, exaggerated humor, exaggerated noise, exaggerated slurping, exaggerated sound, funny, funny noise, funny sound, humor, loud, Minecraft, onomatopoeia, Server, slurp, slurping, sound effect

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

activity monitoring, bands, comparison, exercise gadgets, exercise tracking, fitness accessories, fitness tracking, fitness wearables, health, health and wellness, health band benefits, health band features, health bands, health technology, health tracking., Minecraft, pros and cons, Smart Devices, smartwatch benefits, smartwatch features, smartwatches, smp, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magic Items Found:	2770	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

craft projects, craft supplies, creative hobbies, cross stitch, diy projects, embroidery designs, embroidery thread, fabric art, Faxkép, faxkép fonal, fonal, handmade gifts, Minecraft, needlepoint, needlework, PALS, PIXEL, quilting, Server, sewing materials, stitching, textile art, thread spools

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

Affection, bad, can’t live without you, craving you, deep connection, desire, devotion, emotional, Heartache, longing, love, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Minecraft, missing you, needing you, Passion, pining for you, relationship, Romantic, Server, soulmate, yearn for you, yearning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2566	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, gvh download, hotdog, Hotdog Lover, I Wani Hug That Gator, Lover, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, Tracy, Tracys, TUESDAY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Votes:	9414	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	2940	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

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