v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report Minecraft Servers

DownUnderCraft Server

airline outage, Airlines, Australian, Australian banks, Banks, crisis management., customer service, DiSRuPtiON, downundercraft, financial institutions, IT failure, IT outage, IT Support, major IT outage, Media, media outage, News, Server, system failure, Technology, technology failure, travel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Emeralds Found:	9234
Ores Mined:	4346	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

lol imagine if that happened on our server, we would be like “oops sorry our pet creeper accidentally blew up the server room again” but don’t worry cuz we have the best IT team made up of zombie pigmen who know how to fix everything with their golden swords. join us for the most epic adventures, like riding on giant chickens and battling evil llamas who spit poison darts. plus, our currency is emeralds because diamonds are so last season. come join the chaos and see why our server is the craziest place to be in the minecraft universe!

LeedsRiotCraft

bus torched, Chaos, city disturbances, civil disobedience, community outrage, criminal behavior, Destruction, emergency response, law enforcement, Leeds, LeedsRiotCraft, police car overturned, PROTESTS, Public Safety, Riots, social unrest, uk, Unrest, urban disturbances, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

OMG, so like, you know how Leeds is all boring and stuff? Well, not on our server! We have so much chaos and mayhem, it’s like a riot every day! Join us and witness the bus torching and police car flipping action LIVE in Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop anarchy and destruction? Come join the fun and be part of the madness! It’s a riot, literally!

AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!

abandoned building, AbandonedCraft, Allowed, condemned building, dilapidated structure, homelessness, housing crisis, impossible living conditions, inadequate housing, lack of affordable housing, lack of shelter, living on the streets, makeshift shelter, societal neglect, squatters, temporary housing, unsafe living conditions, urban blight, urban decay, urban homelessness, urban renewal, vacant property

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life!

OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

animal health, Birds, cysts, discovery, Edition, finland, Identification, infection, intestines, Muscles, new species, owl conservation, OwlCraft, PARASITE, research, Sarcocystis funereus, scientific study, scientists, study, Tengmalm’s owls, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Buildings Constructed:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Items Found:	3973
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

The Intercontinental SMP 12 Fun Factions & a Map that’s so Dynamic, you need to be on the List

Builds, Chest Shops, Chill, Discord, dynamic, Economy, Factions, fair, Friends, Fun, Intercontinental, list, location, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Moderation, Nations, player based, Server, Shops, smp, Support, Terrain, Trade, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Intercontinental SMP Overview

Platform	BEDROCK AND JAVA
Description	The Intercontinental SMP is a super rad new factions server looking for people to establish epic nations, make rad builds, trade, war, develop deep lore, or chill and make sick new friends. It’s locally Java but with Bedrock support and a player-based economy, central server location, player-run chest shops, dynmap, custom terrain generation, chill yet fair moderation, and more! Everyone’s welcome!
Contact	Add ‘isleptwithjesus’ on Discord 🔥🔥

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I only play on Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports both Bedrock and Java platforms.

Q: Is there a player-based economy on this server?

A: Yes, there is a player-based economy with player-run chest shops.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain generation and a dynmap for players to explore.

Q: How is the moderation on the server?

A: The server features chill yet fair moderation to ensure a welcoming environment for all players.

PretzelCraft Minecraft Server

crunchy snacks, delicious snacks, eating pretzels, Minecraft, Munchies, pretzel cravings, pretzel cravings satisfied, pretzel crunch, pretzel lover, pretzel munchies, pretzel snack, pretzel snack attack, pretzel snack break, pretzel snack lover, pretzel snack time, pretzel time, pretzel treat, PretzelCraft, salty snacks, Server, snack attack, snack break, snack time

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs in top hats and monocles come prancing through your village. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle against an army of evil chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. And did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen?

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of pretzels! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RedHomo Minecraft Server

Community, discrimination, error, hate crime, homo, ignorance, intolerance, Justice, Killed, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, prejudice, red, RedHomo, retards, Server, Tragedy, violence, wrong, wrongful death

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	71427	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7674	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	161
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4344
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	6869	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!

WeddingDressDrama

compromise, Conflict, custom made, Drama, emotional attachment, family, family harmony, jewelry, late grandmother, preserved, selfish, sentimental value, shopping, sister, special day, Style, Support, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	790	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join now to experience the thrilling adventure of fighting over a virtual wedding dress that holds immense sentimental value!

Embark on a quest to preserve your precious pixelated dress from your younger sister who is determined to steal the spotlight on her big day. Will you stand your ground and protect your virtual memories, or will you succumb to the pressure of your virtual parents and let your sister wear the dress?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the virtual world of outrageous demands and unrealistic expectations as you navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be labeled as the selfish villain who refuses to share?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate showdown of wedding dress wars! Who knew pixels could hold so much drama and chaos? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the madness unfold before your very eyes.

BlowUpCraft: Emergency Edition

BlowUpCraft, Edition, emergency, emergency personnel, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, explosion, explosion aftermath, explosion in Tel Aviv, explosion incident, explosion scene, first responders, injured, injured in Tel Aviv, loud bang, Loud explosion, loud noise, Scene, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv explosion, Tel Aviv incident

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5406	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in yo blocky world! We got creepers that drop diamonds instead of blowin’ up, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide instead of tryna eat yo brains!

Plus, our server is so lit that even real life explosions can’t compete! We once had a TNT cannon competition that was so epic, it caused a real explosion in Tel Aviv! Don’t worry, only two peeps got injured, but they got healed by our magical Minecraft potions in no time!

So come join us and experience the wildest, most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to wear your blast-proof armor, cuz things can get a little… explosive.

BrainyBirdFluCraft

Animals, avian flu, bird flu, Brains, BrainyBirdFluCraft, Disease, global health, health, infection, Invasion, Mammals, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory, Symptoms, Transmission, Virus, zoonotic

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	340
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.

Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!