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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1440 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
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