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BookWormSMP

best book, bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, book review, bookish, bookworm, BookWormSMP, classic literature, contemporary fiction, favorite book, Fiction, literary, Literature, must read books, non-fiction, Novels, page-turner, reading, top reads

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	569
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

NoTalentRichFame

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Fame, FAMOUS, famous for nothing, famous person, fortune, influencer, lacking talent, no talent, NoTalentRichFame, Overrated, Popular, public figure, Rich, rich and famous, Successful, TALENTLESS, undeserving, Unskilled, Wealthy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Potions Brewed:	114
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	6298

Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

airstrike, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Destruction, hezbollah, HezbollahHQ, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Main HQ, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, military operation, Minecraft, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Southern Beirut, Target, Tension, Terrorism, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4930
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

Agreement, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyNYC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, new york, peace talks, Politics, press conference, putin, summit, trump, Ukraine, united nations, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Votes:	2075	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Measles Vax Forever Land

childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, Vax

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

application, Builder, Community, community-centered, custom-world-generator, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Friends, Game, Java 1.21, Longevity, march 2024, MelioSMP, part, PRANKED, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, technical player, Terraforming, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	280
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

alcohol, ALE, barley, Beer, Beverage, Brew, cheers, cold one, craft beer, Drinking, happy hour, Hops, lager, malt, microbrewery, Minecraft, pint, Relaxation, Server, socializing, Stout, Thirsty

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Votes:	3540	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

690178326, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, Generate, internet, list, long tail, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, Tag, Thread, Topic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9535
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	55	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite video games, first video game, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming history, gaming technology, gaming trends, interactive media, NoobGamerMinecraftSMP, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Video Game (Industry), video games, virtual entertainment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!