Uzakichan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	123	Alien Abductions:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9688
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness