New Minecraft Servers 2025

UXN Minecraft Servers

UXN Minecraft Servers

  • Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

    Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8205
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0

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    Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9285
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Animals Bred: 79 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2650
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

    Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4977
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 254 Ores Mined: 8680
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 217 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

    KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 6756
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

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    so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3342
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7440 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Votes: 9459 Mines Excavated: 3607
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Potions Brewed: 165
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

    We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

    And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 2327
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 New Chunks Explored: 784326
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Magic Items Found: 6431

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4241
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dimension Hops: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

    Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5670
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

    Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

    On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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