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PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!

RefuseCraft: MissedOpportunities

career advancement, career decision, Career Growth, Decision making, decision regrets, growth mindset., hindsight, job offer, learning experiences, life choices, missed opportunity, MissedOpportunities, opportunities in disguise, personal growth, professional development, RefuseCraft, refused opportunity, saying no, second chances, self reflection, Taking Risks, turning down opportunities

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	320943
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Have you ever been offered a chance to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you enchanted gear and a VIP pass to the server’s secret disco party. But you refuse because you’re too busy building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of melons. Don’t make the same mistake twice, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique

atomic survivor, comparison, Conflict Resolution, criticizes, Diplomacy, envoy, gaza, hiroshima, historical memory, historical trauma, international relations, Israeli, japanese, Middle East conflict, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftGazaSurvivorCritique, Peacebuilding, survivors, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own atomic bomb and compare it to random stuff like a japanese atomic survivor comparing it to gaza 😂 we got crazy pvp battles and u can even ride a llama into battle like a boss 🦙 join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit, no joke bro 😎 #minecraftgoals #atomicbombsquad

Janitors Closet

Adventure, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, FRIENDSHIPS, imagination, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Interactive, Roleplay, Roleplaying Server, Social, storytelling, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding and roleplay serber set on trying to give people a close community and awesome worldbuilding experience. While we aren’t too serious, when its time for roleplay we try our best.

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Foreign Women Dating Minecraft Server

Communication, Conversation, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, DATING, dating advice, dating foreign cultures, dating foreign languages, dating foreign women, dating foreign women advice, dating foreign women tips, dating tips, Foreign, foreign cultures., foreign languages, foreign women, intercultural relationships, international dating, Minecraft, relationships, Server, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	867549	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exotic and exciting as dating a foreign woman? Look no further! Our server is like a cultural melting pot, where every block you mine and every mob you slay is a new adventure in conversation.

Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players from all corners of the globe. Who knows, you might even learn a new language or two while building your dream castle! So why settle for the same old boring conversations when you can join our server and experience the excitement of talking to someone from a completely different culture? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to expand your horizons and have a blast in the process. Join us today and start chatting with foreign players who will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable!

NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1382	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

NonbinaryNamer Minecraft SMP

gender neutral baby names, gender-neutral names, genderless baby names, genderless name, Minecraft, neutral name, non-binary name, NonbinaryNamer, smp, unisex baby names, unisex name, unisex names for adults, unisex names for avatars, unisex names for babies, unisex names for boys, unisex names for characters, unisex names for children, unisex names for games, unisex names for girls, unisex names for kids, unisex names for pets, unisex names for sims, unisex names list

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Villages Defended:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

AnxieCraft: Chill & Build

AnxieCraft, anxiety, BUILD, Chill, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, self-care, Stress Management, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Void Gems Collected:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

EternalKid atCraft

Adulthood, adulting, aging, atCraft, Coming of Age, emotional intelligence, EternalKid, getting older, growing up, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-mastery, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

join our server and never grow up! become a minecraft wizard and cast spells on all the noobs who dare to challenge you. we have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig, because why not? build a castle made entirely of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling. we even have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies, because who doesn’t love cookies? so come on, join us and never feel like you become an adult, just get older and wiser in the world of minecraft madness!

Viloxazine’s ADHD Adventure

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adventure, clinical trial, cognitive function, continued improvement, Executive function, Improvement, long-term effects, long-term treatment, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurology, open label extension study, pharmaceutical research, psychiatric medication, Psychiatry, quality of life, Safety, tolerability, Viloxazine, Viloxazines

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	5683
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6250

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine and craft and stuff. we got viloxazine all over da place which makes u mine faster and jump higher. plus, if u stay on da server long enuff, u will become a master builder with super powers. we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy adventure!