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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 972 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Our server is so chaotic, you’ll feel like you’re living in a house infested with roaches and mold – but don’t worry, we have an exterminator on speed dial! Trade chores with other players, just like how our stepdaughter traded her brother for an easier task. And if you’re lucky, you might even find some leftover food and wrappers in your inventory – just watch out for the roaches!
Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with dysfunctional family dynamics in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can escape reality and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can survive the drama!