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“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1358
Magic Items Found:	5795	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	923	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	197
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2203
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	6544	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

Confused, Entertained, ignore, IGNORE ME, ignore me ignore me, ignore me ignore me long trail tags, ignore me ignore me tags, ignore me long trail tags, ignore me tags, LolCraft, long trail tags, me, mobs, Players, tags

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8989	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Items Found:	4570	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	7090	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀