utilitarianism Minecraft Servers

utilitarianism Minecraft Servers

  • HateHerCraft Minecraft Server

    HateHerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 7396
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have anti-griefing measures so strong, even Herobrine himself couldn’t break through!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always willing to help you out… unless you cross them. Rumor has it that one player tried to steal another player’s diamond armor and ended up getting pranked so hard, they had to build a new base from scratch!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers with top hats and monocles, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    So why do you hate her so much? Maybe it’s because she hasn’t joined our server yet! Don’t miss out on all the fun and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server… or the next victim of a hilarious prank!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FreeRangeCraft Minecraft Server

    FreeRangeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9605
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the freedom is so abundant you’ll feel like you’re living in a virtual utopia! Want to know how to achieve this level of freedom? Just join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

    And as for how a guy like this gets a girlfriend? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve had players meet their significant others while battling dragons, building epic castles, and even taming virtual unicorns. Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

    So come join us and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most unexpected romances. Who knows, you might just find love in a virtual blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpudCraft Minecraft Server

    SpudCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7823
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced carrots in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical grocery store where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your inventory with golden apples, enchanted steak, and even dragon fruit without spending a single emerald. Join us and never worry about your food budget again! Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the grocery store is actually a secret wizard who can turn any food item into a potion of ultimate power. So come join us and become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPhoneNoProblemMC

    NoPhoneNoProblemMC
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9149
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being constantly bombarded by notifications and texts on your cell phone? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.

    So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft & AdoboWars

    SushiCraft & AdoboWars
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2700
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 255 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9466 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and philippines teaming up to sign a defense pact and train their forces in southeast asia!! imagine the chaos of japanese and filipino soldiers running around in minecraft, fighting mobs and building epic bases together. you never know what kind of crazy alliances and battles will happen on our server. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDraws – Luck not included

    CraftyDraws – Luck not included
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 2720
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 486
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Zombie Dances: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

    MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6117
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 324
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

    So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

    ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3286
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Enchantments Applied: 231
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name ExeosCraft
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Server Version 1.17+
    Server IP (Java) play.ExeosCraft.com
    Server IP (Bedrock) play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Overview

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

    FAQ:

    Q: Does the server have a world reset?

    A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

    A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

    Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

    A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

    Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

    A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

    Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

    A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

    Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

    A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

    Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

    A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

    Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

    A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

    Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

    A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FelonCraft Minecraft Server

    FelonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 711
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Potions Brewed: 61
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineArt – Minecraft server

    MineArt – Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8112
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

    Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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